the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to have no abilities.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!