the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to die

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!