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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes
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The power to have a pointless power.
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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that
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the power to listen to music when you have headphones
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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush
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The power to see through thin air
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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye
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The power to explode on the moon
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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.
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The power to find the droid you're looking for.
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The power to peel stickers
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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The power to write complete sentenc
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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time
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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny
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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.
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The power to be distracted with grea
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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.
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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.
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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.
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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.
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The power to sneeze scissors
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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels
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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!