The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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power to breathe

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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Death at will

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!