The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to state the obvious.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!