the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to catch em all

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to be phone

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to be called justin bieber

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!