The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to pee poop

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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i like pie.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to swim on land

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!