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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.
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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.
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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...
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the ability to know what the fox say
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the power to seduce hats
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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors
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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.
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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.
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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song
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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.
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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.
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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.
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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.
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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.
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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.
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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.
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the ability to lick your own elbow
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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels
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ability to run very fast without stopping forever
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Reverse Pooping
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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.
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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you
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The power to tell the future but no one believes you
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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!