The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!