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The Power to be aqua man
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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.
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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.
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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life
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The power to see through water
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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.
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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.
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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.
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the power to talk to fish but not people
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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery
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The power to make vegetables horny.
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?
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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.
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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.
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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you
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The power to give yourself a BJ.
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The power to die
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The power to speak Braille.
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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.
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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea
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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...
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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.
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The power to create nothing out of nothing
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!