The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

The power to see through water

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The power of never finishing what you sta

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

the power to make toast into bread

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

the ability to darken darkness

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The power to read

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The power to state the obvious.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!