The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to catch em all

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to bleed on command

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!