You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to die at will

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to be your self

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to die in one second

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to speak Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!