The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to create shit

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to swim on land

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!