- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

the power to toast bread without a toaster

The power to state the obvious.

the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

The power to become a dead ant.

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

the power to talk to fish but not people

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

The power to pee ants.

the ability to darken darkness

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

Pointless Super Powers