the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to understand myspace

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!