The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to catch em all

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the power to not have superpowers

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Reverse Pooping

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!