The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!