Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to die and get away with it

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!