the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to swim on land

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!