The power to fall up.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The ability to Hi

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!