The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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Black power

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the power to make toast into bread

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to nit propely

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!