The power to see through horses

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The power to resist trolling.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!