the power to be really itchy.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to fall up.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!