Poop

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!