the ability to darken darkness

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to state the obvious.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!