The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to fall up.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to fart upon command.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!