The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to die

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Poop

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!