The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Poop

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Melting

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!