The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!