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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds
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the power to know black lives do NOT matter
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the power to turn into a bucket of water
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The power to eat edible things.
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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!
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the power to say candlejack and li
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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.
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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.
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power to see through glass doors
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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.
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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy
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The power to have 20/21 vision
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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.
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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.
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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.
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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.
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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.
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The power to post the same shit twice.
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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids
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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules
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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!
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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!