The power to catch em all

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to fart upon command.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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Retractable teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!