Find Waldo

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!