The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!