The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Melting

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Liam Brudenell

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!