- Pointless Super Powers

THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power to like Justin Beiber

The ability to sweat caramel

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

The power to know WTF is going on

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to fuck everyone.

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!