The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!