The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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Find Waldo

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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Retractable Teeth

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!