The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to speak braille

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!