the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to become retarded

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to read captchas

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!