The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to know WTF is going on

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LIME

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to see through air

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!