the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Find Waldo

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!