The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be powerless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!