The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!