- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to become powerless

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

the power to get extra homework

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

Pointless Super Powers