The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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To stab Djones

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!