The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!