The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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the power to get STD's

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!