the power to make toast into bread

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Find Waldo

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to die at will.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!