The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to lick your own back...

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!