The power to have super-sweaty hands

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

The power to talk in sign language.

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

the power to convert farts into burps.

The power to have 20/21 vision

You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

The power to die at will

The power to regret things you did in the past

the power to nit propely

The Power to have a bowel movement.

The ability to talk to dust mites.

the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

the power to toast bread without a toaster

50% invisibility while farting.

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to turn coke into pepsi

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!