The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to pee ants.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to bleed

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!