The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to make cats burp.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to fall up.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!