The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to resist trolling.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to die and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!