the power to nit propely

the power to toast bread without a toaster

The power to die

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

Black power

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

the power to make toast into bread

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

50% invisibility while farting.

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

The power to talk in sign language.

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The power to like Justin Beiber

The power to make pointless super powers

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The power to not have any power.

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!