the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to die early.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!