The power to die early.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to create shit

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!