the power to pee on command

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power spite flower

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to have a power.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to have no power.

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LIME

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Retractable teeth

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!