The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to have a small penis

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!