to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power of exact change

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!