The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!