The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!