the power to have a power.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to get STD's

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!