the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to burn ashes

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The power of creating poop.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!