the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to change to justin biber

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!