The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to shit on command.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!