The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to burn ashes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!