The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to make cats burp.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!