the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to turn gold into dust

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power of asdfgh

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!