The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to sit anywhere

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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Poop

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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meh.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!