the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to use windows 10.

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the ability to think you can fly

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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meh.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the ability to see fairy's

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!