The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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To stab Djones

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to have no powers

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the ability to hover

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!