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The power to clap with one hand.
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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack
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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.
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The powers of a burnt face
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the power to change the colour of your urine
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THE POWDEReD WATER
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the power to sizzle like bacon
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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.
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Laser pointer vision.
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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.
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The power to kiss your own elbow
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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.
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The power to be the ceo of BP
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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time
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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics
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Retractable teeth
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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.
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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente
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Ultra-strength when peeing
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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died
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The ability to float for half a second
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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo
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The ability to change the writing on signs
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The power to get a boner any time you want
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!