Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!