The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Turning wine into water.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to think of a funny power

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The ability to bleed lava

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Smoke vision

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the ability to think you can fly

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to sit anywhere

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!