The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!