the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

the ability to eat three tons of dirt

The power rangers

The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

The power to cut onion without crying.

The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

The power of Pinesol baby

The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

the power to speak in Braille.

The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

the ability to stay in the same place while running

The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The ability to park very acurately

the power to be powerless.

The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!