The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to not have superpowers

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to troll yourself

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The power to STFU!

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to potato.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!