The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The ability to Hi

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to watch grass grow

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!