the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power

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The power to peak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!