The power to fart snot

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to see into the present

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Poop

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The power to shit on command.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to make tea appear at will

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to poo pineapples

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!