The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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the power to divide by 0

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to clap with one hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!