The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!