The power to kill an ant!!!

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the ability to hover

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The power to look into the past

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to fart snot

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to STFU!

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!