The power to be dead

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!