the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!