The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!