THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!