the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to know when someone queefed

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to like any show

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!