- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

Pointless Super Powers