The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power of love

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!