The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have a V8

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!