To have the power to give yourself a disease

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to even

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power of love

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!