the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power of the succulent game

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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ikawlhan forever

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!