To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to think of food

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have an ability.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!