The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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make youself dumb

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to see the present

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!