The power to turn into a laptop forever

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

the power to read your own thoughts

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The power to fart tear gas

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The power to unsee the unseen.

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The power to laugh in Japanese.

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!