The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to not see anything

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to see via toe nails

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!