the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!