The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

The power to poop without wiping

The ability to open a door that was already open.

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

To shit bricks.

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

the power to not have powers when you need them most

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!