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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.
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The power to fart tear gas
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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.
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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.
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The power to go hibernate at winter.
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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON
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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.
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The ability to open a door that was already open.
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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.
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the power to not have powers when you need them most
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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power
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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.
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To shit bricks.
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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull
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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.
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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian
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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/
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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.
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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground
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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!
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The power to instantaneously switch hats.
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The power to cry sulfuric acid.
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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.
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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!