The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!