The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to see through windows!

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Black power

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!