The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to sit

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The Power to Power

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!