Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!