the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to go to hell.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to be in AA.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!