the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be dead

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!