The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power of love

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to freeze ice

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

Acid tears.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to become a carrot.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

the power to see through clear glass.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to fart tear gas

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!