Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!