the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to create powers

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the power to see the present

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!