The Power to Power

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!