The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!