The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to create powers

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Black power

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!