The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to have no power

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The power to have no powers

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to be normal.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!