The power to change the color of your saliva.

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The power to be normal.

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

the power to read your own thoughts

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

shit and piss at the same time

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!